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Opinions are like…

May 1st, 2008 | by BKScribe

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“Many a truth are said in jest” – Dead Wordsmith

In this era of rapid consumption news stories where the truth seems to have been eviscerated from the body of reality, leaving behind a lifeless husk animated by special interest groups, where can we turn for a pulse on what may or may not be bull shit?

Fox news has proven itself time and time again to be both unfair and unbalanced.

CNN, The BBC and any other major media news source all cater to one group or another, and Da Internetz is full of gems, both diamond and cubic zirconium, depending upon your point of view.. So where can we go for a dose of unabashed truth?

Comedians. 

A lot has been made of the upcoming election… and the three things you seldom discuss, even amongst friends, is Religion, Politics, and who won, Jay-z or Nas.

From the historic ramifications to the current state of affairs, the plummeting economy and of course the quagmire in the middle east. Where can we go for an unabashed look at what we’ve gotten ourselves into?

Certain comedians, with their satirical spin act as modern day bards… traveling and spewing what they believe to be true.. some are closer than others. Again however.. this is a matter of opinion.

~fin~

  • http://ifux.alumnah.com/ Farouq Obama

    Yo Word I always hear Bill Maher going in.

    Niggas love to not know the answer to your question- Chris Rock

    this clip is the truth, Word to my 13yrd old cousin who reads on a 2nd grade level. Real Talk my daughter who is 5 has a better command of sounding out words. But thats because I read to her daily and answer all her questions. While my little cuzzo is on the street getting his Flip Game up and his parents being immigrants from Mexico who wouldnt know SAT from THC!

  • http://bkscribe.alumnah.com BKScribe

    Damn I see where you coming from 100% homie..

    either you slingin crack rock or you got a wicked jump shop (c) you already know..

  • No more Ty big’s, just call me KENARD

    dope post and co-sign

    comedians at least the good ones just speak the truth but they put a funny spin on it, but if you break the shit down all they are doing is pointing out facts in an intelligently entertaining, whether it’s George Carlin, Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle ( they are all in the discussion for G.O.A.T. ) and it’s because they speak truths that we can all relate to.

    ” Cause the owners of this country know the truth, it’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it ” (c) George Carlin

    ^^^^^^

    Gospel, chhhhhuuccchhh taber-NACLE

  • G7

    George speakin’ some tru shit

  • http://rey.alumnah.com Rey aka Captain Awesome

    Nice post, BK. But, yeah, Chappelle doesn’t belong anywhere near the Stand Up Comedy GOAT list. Putting him with Carlin, Pryor, or Murphy is like putting DMX on your top 5. I can name a dozen comedians more talented than Chappelle. PEACE!

  • cOLD

    George speakin’ some tru shit

    ^word to 2012.

    yo for all you numbskulls with wifey and baby mommas dont forget mothers day is fast approaching.

  • cOLD

    Nice post, BK. But, yeah, Chappelle doesn’t belong anywhere near the Stand Up Comedy GOAT list. Putting him with Carlin, Pryor, or Murphy is like putting DMX on your top 5. I can name a dozen comedians more talented than Chappelle. PEACE!

    ^Rey its just cause you really dont understand Dhappelles brand of humor. Have you heard illmatic yet?

  • cOLD

    *does hoodrat stuff and boucnes to nah*

  • http://rey.alumnah.com Rey aka Captain Awesome

    Ah, cOLD. You never cease to be the pebble in my shoe. I get Chappelle’s humor, and I think his SHOW was very clever. His STAND UP, on the other hand, is average and almost devoid of genuine wit. Don’t let your Chappelle’s Show boner override your good judgment. Also, That’s a No on the Illmatic. Wanna make a Big Hat joke too since you’re trolling the ‘Stopped Being Funny 8 Months Ago’ bin?

  • http://bkscribe.alumnah.com BKScribe

    LOL @ cOLD and rey..

    i see that 12 reference

  • Dem

    Have you heard illmatic yet?

    ^ *rules the world, gets assassinated*

  • http://bkscribe.alumnah.com BKScribe

    im waitin for some southern rapper to drop Trillmatic

  • http://rey.alumnah.com Rey aka Captain Awesome

    LOL.. Oh my goodness.. That’s Frightening. The worst part is that it’s gonna be some C or D list MC like Boosie or Mike Jones or some shit. I can’t believe nobody’s done that yet.

  • cOLD

    im waitin for some southern rapper to drop Trillmatic

    ^wow the irony of HHID

    yo Rey I havnt brought your hat up in a while…. Its too fucking heavy. lol

    *dies*
    *lands on the brim of Rey’s fitted cap*
    *springboads to india*
    *lands here http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/04/08/girl-twofaces.html*
    *dies again lands in curry bowl in the corner*

  • http://ifux.alumnah.com/ Farouq Obama

    I saw on BBC news today that some dude grew a finger ……..wow real talk he sprinkled some scientific shit on it and it grew back, asymetrical to his opposite hand’s finger

  • http://ifux.alumnah.com/ Farouq Obama

    TrillMatic

    ^^Only Bun B could do that justice or a mixtape with Illmatic’s beats would be dope

  • http://rey.alumnah.com Rey aka Captain Awesome

    I don’t think any southern rapper could handle those Illmatic beats. They’d sound retarded. They’d end up chopping and screwing It Ain’t Hard To Tell and then I’d get thrown in jail for killing someone.

  • http://ifux.alumnah.com/ Farouq Obama

    BTW the girl with two faces means twice the lips twice the pleasure. Double Mint GUm

  • No more Ty big’s, just call me KENARD

    A clearly drunken/drugged Rey says : Ah, cOLD. You never cease to be the pebble in my shoe. I get Chappelle’s humor, and I think his SHOW was very clever. His STAND UP, on the other hand, is average and almost devoid of genuine wit. Don’t let your Chappelle’s Show boner override your good judgment. Also, That’s a No on the Illmatic. Wanna make a Big Hat joke too since you’re trolling the ‘Stopped Being Funny 8 Months Ago’ bin?

    _________

    you must be out your god damn mind Killin them softly = top 5 stand up routines ever EASY , theres no way you can watch that and say his shit is devoid genuine wit, don’t let the Chappelle show fool you into thinking Killing them softly ain’t classic

  • http://rey.alumnah.com Rey aka Captain Awesome

    I’ve seen Killing Me Softly and I saw the special he did in San Francisco and I wasn’t impressed. His punchlines were predictable and not that funny. His loud shoutty voice is funny, but his actual material isn’t. Steven Wright > Dave Chappelle.

  • green eyes

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    Farouq Obama May 1st, 2008 at 10:41 pm 18

    BTW the girl with two faces means twice the lips twice the pleasure. Double Mint GUm

    ^ lmao..
    *envisions fuxie saying “baby , blow me with your left side tonight, that way ill feel like im cheating but not really cheating”*

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