Adult Chocolate Milk

35 and still can’t shake those Yoo-Hoo cravings? Or do you feel awkward ordering a glass of milk at the bar? Well, you should. Man up damn it, and satisfy your inner child while acting your age by downing a glass of Adult Chocolate Milk.

Made by the good people at the Adult Beverage Company this 40-proof concoction is sure to be a hit at any social gathering, ritzy afterparty or at your basement apartment at your parents’ house. Adult Bev has plans to adult-ify your entire childhood beverage favorites from juice to soda pop. Other yummy alcohol infused drinks in the works include Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch, and Adult Limeade.

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